viernes, 1 de febrero de 2008

Mail de Maye a su profe de inglés


Dear Fred:



Your fuckin' class is shit, I don't give a fuck about it, and it's so damn boring. That's the main reason I'm not going to go today. But of course there are some others reasons:



1)Your breath smells.



2)You're uglier than Nacho's anus.



3)Your fuckin bird's book would look better in your hole.



4)You are fuckin' bold man, so what's the matter with you? Kill a dog and use it's fur to make a peluca.



5)Your name sounds like a fart to me.



6)Your fuckin' hometown was under water two years ago.



7)The Earth is round.



8)My mom said you're gay. And I'm not aloud to talk to gays. Especially if they are bold, ugly, gringos, stupid, with a breath that smells like Nacho's anus and gays.




9)The Celtics sucks.




10)You slept with the Piedra Mascota.



There are much more reasons I could enlist, but you know what? I'm tired of you and your fuckin' class, I'm tired of the stupid book with the stupid bird, that is bigger than your weener and I would not waste another second of my time throwing shit at you and your family, and Nacho.




I think you should go back to your fukin' country, get some cheap bitches, have a couple of kids and throw them to the river and get sick of herpes. That would be the best for all of us. Even for Nacho.



Sincerely yours, Maye.



PS: Go fuck yourself, and I meant it when I said FUCK. (Get a pen or something).



PS 2: PLAY STATION DOS JAJAJAJAJA



PS 3: Nacho is gay too!

2 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

ósea mocozet, te pedi que me ayudaras a escribir una carta formal para mi maestro de ingles, no una carta de destruccion masiva para su autoestima, ni sobre las intimidades de Nacho, eso de ventanearlo asi sobre su sexualidad, no es de amigos, y luego dices que no eres un enfermo mental! jajaja..muy cotorra la carta! haber cuando te vuelvo a pedir ayuda!

Adal/Cris dijo...

Maye, maye, maye en primera, tu y yo y Nacho y todos, sabemos que yo solo escribia lo que tu dictabas.

Y en segunda, yo nunca dije que no era un enfermo mental!

Jajajaja, muy cotorra la ociosida', cuando requieras ayuda de nuevo, nomas me dices.